Cohen Emergency Denture Clinic

Mike Hawk reviewed us

10/10 - Excellent

Commented on: Sep 2, 2010 at 3:10 pm | Posted: Sep 1, 2010

OH MY GOD OH MY FREAKING GOD I WAS JUST WALKING MY DOG, OK?? JUST TAKING THAT LITTLE PIMPLE ON THE A** OF SOCIETY OUT FOR A BLOODY STROLL WHEN GUESS WHAT?? THAT DEVILISH FIEND GREW WINGS AND FLEW THE HELL AWAY. CAN YOU FREAKING BELIEVE THAT LITTLE RUNT? I RESCUED HIM FROM CERTAIN DEATH AT THE HANDS OF ECO-TERRORISTS AND WHAT DOES HE DO? HE F***ING EVOLVES AND FLIES AWAY! JESUS DICK BURGERS I WAS FURIOUS! SO I DID WHAT ANY RATIONAL DOG OWNER WOULD DO WHAT FACED WITH SUCH AN ADVERSITY. I KILLED FIFTY PEOPLE WITH MY SHOE AND THE STOLE A POLICE HELICOPTER AND CHASED DOWN THAT DESERTER. AND THUS BEGAN THE GREATEST DOG FIGHT (no pun intended) EVER KNOW TO MAN OR FLYING-MUTANT-DOG KIND ALIKE. WE SAILED THROUGH THE AIR MAJESTICALLY DOING PIROUETTES AND BARREL ROLLS UNTIL I REALIZED THAT I WAS A DOLPHIN AND DOLPHINS DON'T FLY. JESUS EVERYONE KNOWS THAT. SO I FELL AND LOST NEARLY ALL MY FREAKING DOLPHIN TEETH IN THE PROCESS. LUCKILY MY GOOD FRIEND EUGENE COHEN FIXED THAT S*** RIGHT UP WITH SOME GOOD OL’ FASHIONED DUCT TAPE. DID I F***ING COMPLAIN? SH*T NO CAUSE I'M A DOLPHIN RETARD AND DOLPHINS AREN'T WHINY LITTLE JERKS. SO THEN I WAS FREE TO LIVE OUT THE REST OF MY LOVELY LIFE WITH MY BEAUTIFUL NEW DENTURES. THE END

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Mike Hawk commented

Sep 1, 2010 at 9:57 pm

I would like to mention that none of the above is true and merely written to amuse any possible readers. Eugene Cohen does not fix teeth with duct tape, nor does he give dentures to dolphins. Do not take any of the above seriously as it is 100% fabricated.

Vesi Leal commented

Sep 2, 2010 at 3:10 pm

Ok, funny sense of humour....how about not shouting next time :)

toress reviewed us

5/10 - Average

Commented on: Aug 24, 2010 at 10:07 pm | Posted: Aug 24, 2010

Went to see this dentist to get my new bottom partial plate made. He told me I had lots of calceles on my teeth. He told me to get my teeth cleaned by the dental hygienast. I told him I cannot afford to do that. So, he said to go to the dental school because it could be cheaper there. I do not understand why he could not make me a plate. I think he did not like me and my teeth. I see lots of people waiting in his office. I do not think he tells them to clean their teeth first.. I am not happy in this office. I do not understand why my cousin Bruno was happy there. He told me to see this dentist. Silvana Tores

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Vesi Leal commented

Aug 24, 2010 at 10:07 pm

It always amazes when people say they cannot afford to get their teeth cleaned when in fact you can't afford not to! Calculus build-up can prevent a denture from fitting properly and can lead to periodontal disease - which is the number one reason people lose their teeth in the first place. Take the advice and have your teeth cleaned.

fraserb reviewed us

10/10 - Excellent

Aug 20, 2010 at 5:26 pm

I came to Toronto from Jamaica to celebrate my older sister's birthday. My top plate broke in the limo. The driver recommended Cohen dentist. The dentist said my plate is too old to be fixed. I did not believe him. I was fixed in Kingston many times before. Another dentist down the street fixed it for 200$, but it broke again in 3 pieces the next morning. So, I went back to dentist Cohen. 2 days later, he made me a perfects top plate. It fits great and it looks very natural. Thanks dentist Cohen for being honest to me and for helping me out in with my troubles. Now I know why you were recommended to me in the first place. God Bless your hands. You are the best. Mr. Butombo Fraser, Jr. ,

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nurse4u reviewed us

10/10 - Excellent

Aug 12, 2010 at 4:30 pm

I have read all the dental reviews on this site before deciding on the dentist to have my new dentures made. This clinic was reviewed lots of times, however I was a bit afraid to start with a new dentist. Boy, was I ever wrong. Dr. Eugene and his staff are the very best. I feel very comfortable there. No pressure or accusations of not taking care of my teeth. They are there to help not to intimidate with their knowledge. My dentures turned out to be great and I am so happy I had read the review about this clinic...

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nurse4u rated us

10/10 - Excellent

Aug 12, 2010 at 4:30 pm

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